On the way to and from the grocery store today....

Alex: How does God put oil on our heads to help us pray?

Mommy: Well...

Alex: No! I'm talking to Noah! Noah, how does God put oil on our foreheads to help us pray? Noah? Noah!

Silence.....

Alex: I think he not answering.

Mommy: hhahahaha!

Alex: Why Uncle Ryan and Melissa getting married?

Mommy: Because they love each other.

Alex: When I get older I marry you, Mommy.

Mommy: Well, I'm already married. To Daddy.

Alex: I know, but I want to marry you.

Mommy: But you can't.

Alex (getting upset): But then who I marry?

Mommy: Bud, it's ok! You'll meet a nice girl who you like, and then you'll marry her.

Alex: Who?

Mommy: Maybe Katelyn, or Norah, or someone who you haven't met yet.

Alex (really upset now): Mommy I just want to marry you!

Mommy: Alex, it's ok. I love you! But Mommy's already married.

Alex: But you married long time ago. I want to marry you two weeks. I want to marry ya. Come on Mommy! I marry you two weeks.

Mommy (giving up): Ok. We'll see.